Motherhood: Five things I now can’t do and five random things I now can do

Five things I can no longer do since becoming a mother 1) Enjoy a long, carefree, morning shower (fat chance) 2) Wallow (there’s too much sh*t to do) 3) Get anyway near enough sleep (it's going to take decades to recover from this one) 4) Nurse a hangover (there’s no mercy in this house) 5) Watch…

One white wedding & two babies later. Am I still a feminist?

I remember arguing with a sixth-form classmate whose sole ambition was to get married and have children. “How can you want just that?” I screamed? “There’s more to life than that! What’s the point of you being here if that’s all you want?” I’ve always considered myself a feminist. Cue one night at a dodgy…